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blowjizzle 

Slang term derived from "blowjob".

Fellatio.
"She gave me such a great blowjizzle, I might ask her out."

Blowdizzle my Glizzle

Another word for getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weewwechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”

Blowdizzle My Glizzle

Slang term for - Getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weeweechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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