blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Digital Crap Shoveler August 02, 2008
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Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.
The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!
by Bloody chubber August 20, 2011
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An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.
Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
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1. Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.
Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
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Blood Sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock July 17, 2008
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Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.
When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.
by Rascly Roommate May 03, 2009
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