Blood Sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock August 11, 2008

Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.

by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009

blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Digital Crap Shoveler September 27, 2008

Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016

blood sausage

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!

by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011

Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

Blood sausage

The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010