bloink

The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin top or water balloon.

When Jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her muffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.

by Rhiannon Davis November 08, 2007

Bloinking

the act of oral sex while taking a dump

my girlfriend was bloinking me last night, it was awesome!

by DogBone July 22, 2008

Bloink

A term used for a man when he is just so in between babygirl and any term that refers to a dominant male. Like, he’ll tease and make fun of you, but he’s also so bullyable able that’s is almost unfair.

:My friends keep saying I’m a bloink? What does that even mean??

:Sucks to be both man…

:Both WHAT?!

by BeccaHeccaRecca October 17, 2023

bloink

The entire lower male region including the anus, scrotum, and penis.

"Why are you crying?"
"I fell down the stairs and hurt my bloink"

"Ay check this, I'm about to do the splits!"
"Don't tear your bloink..."

"Last night was so crazy. We were at it all night and now my bloink is soaked"

"Babe will you suck my dick?"
"Only if you get that putrid smell off your bloink..."

by PrairieDoggin666 January 30, 2017

Bloinking

The action of putting one magnetic rod in your anus and another in your urethra until they connect.

Me and my buddies were bloinking the other day cause we had extra magnets.

by wasupyoy December 07, 2024