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Highway blobbery 

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.
Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.
Highway blobbery by hawaiijack April 28, 2011
An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.
Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.
blobber by Faerieninja May 3, 2020

blubbery 

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.
Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.
blubbery by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015
The most beautiful lady you have ever seen. Her long luscious hair makes her even more beautiful. She often goes to the gym to stay in the perfect shape. The wild species called ‘Georgia’ seem to be very jealous of the Bobbery and her very attractive face
Bobbery is hot.
Bobbery by Bobbery is hot October 4, 2019

blobbersnif 

I threw a blobbersnif at a teacher in my school.
blobbersnif by kevin and adam March 16, 2007

Stilton Blobber 

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.
"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"
Stilton Blobber by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012