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Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

blend the fish 

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"
blend the fish by wilco fan December 18, 2003

blind lesbian in a fishmongers 

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"
And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

Blindish 

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"
Blindish by Blindish October 11, 2017