Blifton 

Peeing in a bottle and and filling it all the way to the top

Bro I didn't wanna get outta bed last night so I pulled a blifton in this Gatorade bottle

Blifton by Stretchysnow December 4, 2016

blinton

Blinton is someone who makes you feel comfortable with. Very friendly in nature and is humourous. You can always trust. Sometimes may hurt you but not intentionally. Is someone that anyone would like to spend time with. Trys to keep the relationship from being broken. Loves himself more than anyone but will not betray friends. he can turn strangers into friends with his jollyness. Always makes time for friends.

Blinton is simply lovable ❤️ and a friend u can turn to when u feel alone

blinton by Zelda29 July 2, 2019

chill blinton 

The most legendary walk the earth. Has a massive cock from 12 to 99 feet. Is the smartest and sweetest man alive. Was killed by 2 eagles fucking on a rihno driving a jet ski on fire on land

That nigger is a real Chill Blinton

chill blinton by Beanerboi69420esketit May 31, 2018

Blinton

The art of getting a blow job and having someone ash a cigar on your head at the same time.

Example 1: Monica Lewinsky couldn’t get the smell of swisher sweets out of her hair for 2 weeks after the Blinton.

Example 2: After Rochambeauing, the Don told Bubba to watch the floof, don’t Blinton.

Blinton by Mdes November 20, 2025

Chill Blinton 

When you get a blowie under the Oval office desk

"Did you hear about President Clinton getting a Chill Blinton in the White House?"

Chill Blinton by Chillblintonlover69 January 29, 2021