Blend 43 

A brown, water soluble powder. Said to be edible, Blend 43 is form of instant coffee. A common misconception is that Blend 43 contains caffeine as one will experience a small 'hit' as the substance is consumed. This is actually not true as it is the acrid taste which will wake the unfortunate person from their stupor. CAUTION: People with taste buds or weak hearts are advised to stay clear of this substance.

Jim: Hey, here is the coffee, 2 sugars right?

Han: Thanks bro, yeah that's good. {proceeds to drink coffee}

Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh WTF is this shi...{convulses on floor}

Jim: Blend 43. Are you ok? OMG. Call 911 now!

Blend 43 by Bogahn by Armani October 23, 2012

Blend 43 

Sewage water masquerading as instant coffee but some people find it alright.

Person A: Want me to make you some instant coffee?

Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.

Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.

Blend 43 by no1zhere May 26, 2018