Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen
dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha
by Cannabinator June 10, 2009
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Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)
Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers
by YoungGWIL November 04, 2015
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Blammer

a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.
holy crap did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer
by mcdie January 21, 2012
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Blammer

It is in fact the correct tool to successfully complete any job that may come about within the community or household.
Hey, pass me that blammer, bruh, I'll pop em' from right here.
by Tim Br. Dik December 11, 2018
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Blammer

To hit or be hit by something/someone with great force. To be highly intoxicated.(blammered) adj used also to describe hard hitting energetic music.
Did you see That guy in the bar?he was totally blammered on vodka.

Went to the driving range yesterday . Absolutely blammered 200 golf balls into orbit.
by Drydentested August 03, 2013
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Blammers Archive

Shitty ass Instagram reels creator he uses stupid sounds on his reels and the reels sucks and his most famous posts are random images he stole from twitter
Guy 1: damn look at that dude making reels! I can hear the shitty music from here and him cackling at the unfunny joke he put in there.
Guy 2: yeah he is just pulling a Blammers Archive.
Guy 1: yeah lets go he is making me uncomfortable.
by caseohisfat July 11, 2025
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Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.
Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!
by Barkatown January 27, 2017
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