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Blade Of Grass 

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.
Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!

Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...
Blade Of Grass by RedPando June 10, 2020
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Blade of grass 

A person who tells an adult about someone else for literally no reason
You know that girl? She lies so much you could mistake her for a blade of grass.
Blade of grass by deadmemelord March 4, 2019

Blade of Grass 

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

Blade of Grass 

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.
“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

Blade of grass. 

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.
Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

Tall blade of grass 

Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.
Don’t be that tall blade of grass in jail running your mouth off.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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