black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

black pants by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

The Black Pants Brigade 

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

The Black Pants Brigade by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

sexy motherfucker in black pants

Jim Morrison

I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.

sexy motherfucker in black pants by Cwillcox20AFC January 4, 2017

Black Jiggle Pants 

Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.

Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.

Black Jiggle Pants by Geeski November 16, 2009

Put your pants back on 

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

Put your pants back on by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

givin' the pants back 

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

givin' the pants back by voodoom December 6, 2006

blockpants 

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

blockpants by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003