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Black Beard 

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!
Black Beard by A Very Casious February 11, 2009
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Black Beard 

Noun; When a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. He then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in massive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a "Black Beard".
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
Rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: Sniff First. Rex avoided a "Black Beard" by the hair on his chinny chin chin.

Black Beard 

A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life
Player 1: I like to play Black Beard
Player 2: your a fucking loser
Black Beard by 0259 October 17, 2020

Black Beard 

When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
Black Beard by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005

Black Beard 

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
Black Beard by J-Mez May 26, 2005

Black Beard's Delight 

A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!

back beard 

when hair runs from the lower back down the crack of your ass
is that guy rideing a horse or is that just his back beard.
back beard by KY Kid June 25, 2006
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