black ken

n. Originating from ken

1. A ken of peculiarly dark colour.

That's the last time I drink Guinness and red wine cocktails. I had a black ken this morning.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

bump that black ken

Masturbate.

That ho got me about to go home and bump that Black Ken.

by LOP NINJA August 18, 2017

Black Kenneth

Black Kenneth is not the be fuked with, he will bitch slap a whitey at any cost

fuk you ari We-are-poor aka Hitler, black Kenneth is now officially and very necessarily "running thannngs".

by Honest Jeff May 19, 2011

Ken Block

A highly overated 44 year old WANNABE rally driver that dresses like a 14 year old punk teen that pisses green due to an overdose of Monster energy drink. Block is also the co-founder of DC Shoes which gave him the money and opportunity to have high powered cars and to produce fake Gymkhana staged viral videos on the internet. People assume he's God-like behind the wheel and that his videos are filmed in one take, which is untrue. A showman by his own admittance with admittedly some good driving talent but he's proven to be no match for the real pros in the WRC, finishing nearly dead last in the driver standings of the last 2 seasons.

Teen: Yo doode, I'm gonna steal my mom's Ford Fiesta tonight and we'll drive shit like Ken Block!!!

Friend: Hell yeah, I'm sure that 15K$ FWD 120 HP econobox will be just as fast and drifty as Block's 500K$ AWD 600+ HP racecar!!!

by rallysport December 26, 2011

Ken Block It

Term originated from Ken Block's gymkhana videos. Currently this term is used to target anyone with an AWD vehicle, especially a Subaru, to skillfully maneuver their cars around, over, and through a series of concrete, dirt, metal, human, tree-like and other obstacles using underdog acceleration and braking of their cars in comparison to Ken Block's STi.

Person1: Nice WRX you got there. Did you Ken Block it yet?
Person2: Word. Pulling off stunts and drifting this thing the day I got it.

by Chron1c September 7, 2009

Ken Block

He is a rally racer who's sponsor is Monster and his car is a beast and he can jump Travis Pastrana.

Dude: Omg look, Ken Block just jumped Travis Pastrana while he was doing a back-flip!!?!
Other Dude: That crazy bitch.

by mlgRTS June 30, 2009

Ken Block

The Owner of DC Shoes. Also a rally driver who is driving for ford in the WRC in 2010.

Ken Block rules! did you see him pull of those segway donuts?!

by Cypherst162 January 27, 2010