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bitchnipple

used as excited utterance made when someone you don't know so intimately comes up and bites or pinches you on the nipple...

also used as general excited utterance, meaning something didn't go your way, or someone is being difficult and hard to please, or no one understands your plight in life...

also adj. to describe someone with any of the following qualities:

1) one who pinches nipples often
2) one who impedes others' progress
3) one who dates people in their peer group in rapid-fire order and leaves them wanting more, but always seems to be taken/unavailable
4) one who is incorrigible
"HEY!!!...ow...bitchnipple!!!" (as excited utterance)

You don't have to be such a bitchnipple about it.

If she wasn't such a bitchnipple, we'd probably be dating by now, but I don't like someone who's been around.

One of these days, you'll stop your bitchnipple ways!
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bitchnipple

andrew your such a bitchnipple!
bitchnipple by sixtynine1111 November 25, 2009

bitchnipple

A frustrating or maddening or negative or personally threatening person, situation, or condition for which there is no easy or obvious escape, solution, or resolution.
This relationship has become a real bitchnipple.
My boss is the biggest bitchnipple ever.
Sorry to hear it, that's a real bitchnipple .
Flat tire, no spare, no service, middle of nowhere - now that's a bitchnipple!

Bitchnizzle 

Ex: Molly and Galahad were so bitchnizzle today when we rode them on the road. They didn't spook at all.
Bitchnizzle by funkyhorsechick9 April 15, 2009

bitchnippling 

The act of using an ability or trait that one views as greater than someone else's over someone else in order to gain, usually in a distasteful manner. Comes from the concept of being a bitch and lending a tit to be sucked in exchange for rewards.
This really good team is bitchnipplingthis second-rate team so that they could get easier points.
bitchnippling by Samsonscott October 16, 2008

Bitchnapped 

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!
Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"
Bitchnapped by Patsy January 15, 2017
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