Bitch Rule

The Bitch rule states that any period, exclamation point, or question mark can be replaced with the word "Bitch", similarly almost any sentence can begin with the word "Bitch". However if you put the word "Bitch" in the beginning of the sentence you can not replace the period, exclamation point, or question mark with "Bitch". lets try some examples:

Bitch Rule
Normal: Get me some mayo for this sub. -> Get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch get me some mayo for this sub.
Question: Will you get me some mayo for this sub? -> will you get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch will you get me some mayo for this sub?
Emotional: Get me some MAYO for this sub! -> Get me some MAYO for this sub BITCH -> BITCH get me some MAYO for this sub!

Bitch Grammar Rules

by DaCzar April 25, 2013

rule a bitch

to control a woman by using various means

"Rick rules bitches with his sexy voice"

Man #1 - "What are you doing?"
Man #2 - "Learning to play the guitar"
Man #1 - "How come?"
Man #2 - "To rule a bitch"

by Chris Deinlein October 19, 2006

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Bitchrule

If someone says they will do something and you say "Bitchrule" then that person has to do this thing and if they fail or do not do this task they take a punch/kick the the nuts/vagina. There is also the retracted rule witch is how the person who said bitchrule can get rid of it. The bitchrule can not be said after too much time has passed.

Victim: I'm going to jump off a bridge!
Asshole: Bitchrule!!

by Bitchkingoftheworld April 2, 2015