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Where's My Money Bitch 

What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.

also a popular song on youtube
Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?

Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?

Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.

Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.

Money bitch 

A money bitch is an elect person out of a group of working girls owned by a pimp, chosen specifically by her pimp to keep the other girls in line and collect the money from them.
Yo Nuwanda, you so good at counting change you should be the money bitch
Money bitch by k12386 April 26, 2011

Money Bitch 

A money bitch is someone who is obsessed with how much money people owe them, and freak out if someone doesn't pay them back in time, but will never pay any money back to others, normally claiming that they owe them something.
Alexandra was such a money bitch, she always counts out exactly how much you owe her but will never pay you back.
Money Bitch by -Nerdtastic October 16, 2009

Money Bitch-Slap 

To bitch slap someone such as a bitch with a stack of money.
Money Bitch-Slap by John Farney January 25, 2009

Money Bitch 

when a female dog eats money
I dropped a dollar on the floor and my dog licked it up. Such a money bitch!
Money Bitch by UnhappyMax June 14, 2017

memo money bitch 

Someone who memorizes someone else's debit card code to use it irl or online without having the physical card.
It can also be someone who secretly writes down the code on a note and keeps it.
- "How the f*ck did you buy all this?!!"
- "I stole my bf's debit card, wrote down his code and pulled it back in his wallet." *winks*
- "OMFG you are such a memo money bitch!"
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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