bitch coffee 

99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.

Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.

Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.

bitch coffee by hellomimoto August 16, 2010

coffee bitch 

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch

"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"

coffee bitch by caffienequeen830 August 6, 2006

coffee bitch 

A person who is designated to make, or pickup coffee every morning, mid-afternoon, and evening.

Who told the coffee bitch to not make coffee, bitch?

coffee bitch by Bruce Halstead May 3, 2007

Coffee Bitch 

A male person who makes coffee at a AA meeting or NA meeting.

Where is the coffee bitch this coffee sucks and I am going to kick his ass.

Coffee Bitch by lash505 August 21, 2007

coffee bitch 

A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!

Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!

Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!

coffee bitch by Fooper April 11, 2007

Coffee bitch 

Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.

"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew

Coffee bitch by DemiIsInDaHouse May 16, 2011

Coffee Bitch 

Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.

Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.

Coffee Bitch by cmcleod July 7, 2011