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Bitch make me a Sammich 

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

Sample bitch 

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.
"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"
Sample bitch by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

make me a sammich bitch mentality

make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! 

They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"

Bitchsammich 

Bitchsammich is more than just a noun. It can be made into an adjective or many other words.

1)adj.
A way to express great excitement

2)verb.
When two people are on the outside while the one is in the middle.The two outer people hug eachother with the one person in the middle and you SQUEEEEZE.

3)noun.
Another way of saying bitch or another vulgar word expressing hate towards a person/thing.

4)noun.
The greatest sandwhich you've ever had in your life.
1) BITCHSAMMICH DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?

2) Look at that, they're bitchsammiching

3) "Dude that girl stole my boyfriend"
"Ugh what a bitchsammich"

4) "Mmmmmm this is one great bitchsammich"