bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis

For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....

by mademan007 October 3, 2008

Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011

bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

Bird Watcher

The act of a Fox observing Birds while they rest in their nest.

Look! I see a bird watcher observing them as they do their bird homework!

by Bird Keeper September 15, 2010

bird watcher

A guy who is dating a girl with a bird nose. Kinda looks like big bird.

Damn look at the beak on that bitch?
Yea man that dude is a "bird watcher"

by hcaz1988 April 20, 2009

Bird Watcher

Refering usually to the police. They are watching the people who are moving da bird's.

Watch it when you selling that shit, keep a look out for da bird watchers.

by PimpinDark February 3, 2006

Bird Watcher

Guy(s) who just wants to see and some birds (women).
A guy who takes the bird to their “sanctuary” and rehabilitates them the next morning.

Yo, at the party last night I was being such a bird watcher and there were some bad birds. And after a few bird seed that shit was so free...

by Sarasota X Marathon June 18, 2020