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Biology Teacher

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
Biology Teacher by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019
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Biology Teacher

Teachers that are typically male oriented, Over-enthusiastic cool people that can shred on the drum set!
"Person A: Hey have you seen our biology teacher rip it out on the drums lately?"

"Person B: No, but I'd fo sho start a band with him"
Biology Teacher by robo-dawg October 4, 2009

Biology Teacher

Unapologetic master of the human body who says the words “penis” and “vagina” like a normal person and refuses to treat teenagers like delicate flowers.
Our Biology teacher just casually dropped the most detailed sex talk of our lives and walked out. King shit.
Biology Teacher by Piperman_ September 4, 2026
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