Big Dick Randy 

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

Big Dick Randy by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023

big dick randy 

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

big dick randy by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

big dick randy 

he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.

ay big big dick randy he take booty not just candy.

big dick randy by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Big Dick Randy 

Big DIck Randy is a man who is extremely attractive and with a large Penis as the name says.

"Oh my God Big Dick Randy is sooo Hot"

Big Dick Randy by Lazy2runwithscissors October 24, 2023

Big Dick Randy 

On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown

Mom: Where is yo ass and where is yo candy
Son: Mo ma i-i-i-it was Big Dick Randy

Big Dick Randy by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

Big dick randy 

A big black sweaty nigga who steals little kids booty

Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it

Big dick randy by Nigga balls he December 20, 2023

Big dick randy 

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son

I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."

Big dick randy by pluh500 April 2, 2024