big wood

Having or possesing a larger then average penis. Usally meaning your hung like a horse, or it tickles your knee, or you even have to tuck it in your sock.

Damn that boy jimmy smith has a big wood. And god damnit i wanna blow it a couple of times! :o)

by Mr.AdAmS December 26, 2007

big wood 22

the literal definition of toxic masculinity

wow i wish i was big wood 22

by bigwood22 May 25, 2019

KD in the big B wood

Hella gas the big backwoods.

Yo Alex wanna come over we’re smoking KD in the big B wood.

by FATFRITO September 29, 2020

Big Woodrow

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong

Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

big woody

A guy's reproduction organ.

DUDE. Last night I saw his big woody and it was long.

by alysserr April 22, 2005

Big Woodski

An extra large who-who-dilly.

Big Woodski=Big rooster; plump hot dog; my little Scottsman; Peter pickle; Large Johnson; Johnny-feel-good; Penis plunger

by Pauly G-meier March 24, 2008

Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025