big fuck off

When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.

person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"

or

person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"

by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019

big fuck off

About 8

The big fuck off tent holds about 8 people

by DimHammer February 25, 2017

big fuck off

A meal so large it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

If it wasn't for that big fuck off meal maybe I wouldn't be so fat.

by Monkster2005 May 15, 2024

big fuck off spider

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham

he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!

by DOYTS! February 11, 2005

big fuck off jeep

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

by Surelook February 12, 2023

fuck off big

'Fuck off big,' can be used in place of 'large,' 'massive,' fucking huge,' and 'gigantic.'

Adds extra 'punch' to a sentence.

Also: 'Fuck off long,' 'Fuck off expensive,' etc.

'Mate, that is a fuck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!'

'I almost got killed by a fuck off big log truck up the lakes!'

Fred: 'Lets cross that river man.'
Bill: 'Nah, that is a fuck off long way, surely we will drown.'

by Tim J F November 7, 2005