big fuck off 

When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.

person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"

or

person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"

big fuck off by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019

big fuck off 

About 8

The big fuck off tent holds about 8 people

big fuck off by DimHammer February 25, 2017

big fuck off 

A meal so large it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

If it wasn't for that big fuck off meal maybe I wouldn't be so fat.

big fuck off by Monkster2005 May 15, 2024

big fuck off spider 

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

big fuck off spider by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

big fuck off loafers 

peculier shoes often worn by grayham

he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!

big fuck off loafers by DOYTS! February 11, 2005

big fuck off jeep 

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

big fuck off jeep by Surelook February 12, 2023

fuck off big 

'Fuck off big,' can be used in place of 'large,' 'massive,' fucking huge,' and 'gigantic.'

Adds extra 'punch' to a sentence.

Also: 'Fuck off long,' 'Fuck off expensive,' etc.

'Mate, that is a fuck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!'

'I almost got killed by a fuck off big log truck up the lakes!'

Fred: 'Lets cross that river man.'
Bill: 'Nah, that is a fuck off long way, surely we will drown.'

fuck off big by Tim J F November 7, 2005