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Nova is my bifis!
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BIFI

BIFI stands for By Idiots For Idiots.

It is pronounced just like “beefy”.
Dave: So, what do you think of React?
Tim: BIFI
Dave: OK, Golang?
Tim: BIFI
Dave: What about Node?
Tim: BIFI
Dave: Wow! Are there any technologies that are not BIFI by the estimation of software architects?!!
Tim: All technologies that fit a pro & con trade-off analysis! Unfortunately, none of the technologies you mentioned make the cut if a software architect were to put two and two together. Many wannabes these days don't even think about why they are applying a technology. They just monkey see monkey do!

Matthew: Tim, the software architect, told me that React is BIFI, but I don’t understand why?!!
Joe: React assumes a dumb audience to start, among many other reasons.
Matthew: Are you suggesting they assume I am dumb if I were to use React?
Joe: Exactly! For example, bidirectional (two-way) data-binding has been a staple in desktop application GUI development for decades, but React refuses to support it because they say most developers are too dumb to reason about it successfully.
Matthew: What’s wrong with that!? They’re making things more easy for us, no!?
Joe: I doubt any beginner would call React’s style of code easy, so I’m not sure they are anywhere near the target they claimed they were aiming at if that’s what you’re asking.
Matthew: Are you suggesting the makers of React themselves are dumb too?!!
Joe: Now, you’re truly getting to the bottom of why Tim used the term BIFI about them. React is literally By Idiots For Idiots!
by OffBeatDrummer December 27, 2021
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anal bifida

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.
She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!
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Bidisha

Bidisha is an Indian name. It means "knowledge" in Sanskrit, and it is also the name of some sacred Hindu landmarks.
This name is typically used by Bengalis because they are superhot and amazing, and because the name Vidisha cannot be used because Bengalis replace the letter "V" with "B."

Since Bengali girls are usually extremely attractive, usually somebody with the name Bidisha is extremely good-looking and charming and nice.
Look at Bidisha...SHE IS SO SEXY!


Ohmygod, Shahrukh Khan would have been EVEN MORE lucky and loved if he had married Bidisha instead of Gauri.
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Biofist

A biological fisting given from god. Meaning you are biologically and genetically unfortunate, and have been gifted bad genes (You're basically clapped/ugly or disabled)
Damn, look at that guy's nose, total Biofist
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bfish

Boyfriendish, if you text it will be bfish. Some guy you're dating but not quite boyfriend yet.
I'm bringing my bfish to the party.

I have another date with my bfish today.
by Phoenix Walrus November 9, 2009
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