Bideford

Beautiful georgian town situated within a UNESCO designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and Site of Special Scientific Interest. The award of such accolades is balanced out by having a population of mendicants who use their giro's to fund gargantuan drug and alcohol habits.

Since the addition of the link road (A39), in 1988, the indigenous folk of Bideford are able to leave, in one direction, to the bright lights of Barnstaple and, in the other, to other shitty, clique redneck villages; such as Hartland, a true cultural experience that, funnily enough, is not represented,or recommended, by any form of tourist information.

Bidefordians can be identified by lack of teeth, drunken gait, bad tattoo's, unkept hair, and most under 30's speak in a jamaican patois and own a staffordshire bull terrier, often referred to as Bidiots.

Tourist Information......Bideford...where old hippies go to die...noisily and with very little dignity

Bideford by ilikebighairysailors1 December 20, 2010

Bideford

A small port town in devon, which boats follow the river down from its mouth and discover a bridge blocking their path. This bridge ensures that many sailors spend their time in the bidefordian pubs.

The town is located in the worst valley in the country, with frequent river floods and annoying hills to climb.

Despite it's annoying location the town has survived to not becoming like their surrounding redneck/incest sister towns and villages, known as Hartland, Northam, Appledore and Clovelly.

Luckily for Bidefordians the town is located near to the busier town of Barnstaple where a train station is located.

The Bidefordians can then take a train to Exeter, and get the hell out of devon.

Bideford is known for it's drunks at new years, easter, bonfire night, st georges day, mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays and saturdays.

After feeling like a alcohol god, Bidefordians like to take a traditional sunday rest before going out on another piss up...

Traditional Bidefordian people can be recognised by their staffordshire bull terriers, tracksuit bottoms, hoodies, and cigarettes in mouths. They walk very slowly, have a look of gaumlessness, and spend most of their time on street corners. Not to be mistaken by Zombie Prostitutes.

The less traditional Bidefordians have black hair and painted nails... they have an 'individual' look about them...traditional Bidefordians known these 'individuals' as "emos" and is the most commonly used word in Bidefordian culture.

Dude1: i am going to pick up this zombie prostitute for us.

Dude2: NO DON'T that prostitute is from Bideford

Bideford by Montague667 March 3, 2011

Bideford Baguette 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.

"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"

Bideford Baguette by Not Bambi January 20, 2024

Biddeford Martini 

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.

So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.

Biddeford Martini by Fingers December 15, 2004

biddeford middle school

Stupid ass school that doesn't barley let us do shit the principal is a douche and I fucking hate that school and that is where all the girls talk shot about each other and then turn around and go hang out with the girls they were talking shut about like tf .

Do you wanna go to biddeford middle school son?

Answer: Nah I'd rather die or go to sms

biddeford middle school by Lokeud3472 November 24, 2017

Biddeford 

a small town in southern maine that worships its HS football team. heavily french-canadian community, most elders are bi-lingual. hosts a franco-american heritage festival every summer called La Kermesse. Not a bad place if you know which sections and people to avoid.

Biddeford by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Biddeford 

A small coastal town in southern Maine, Biddeford is often referred to as a ghetto which is not entirely correct it is merely an opinion created by some people in Saco who believe in a strong rivalry between the two cities who for the rest of this definition will be referred to as "Individuals Defining Individuals Of Towns" Or I.D.I.O.T.s. Biddeford is not entirely a ghetto full of gangs as shown in this easy to follow explanation going up Biddeford's hills. 1 being the lowest point of the hill and 5 being the highest.
1. Poor People
2. Apartments
3. Here there be gangs (fake white gangs that don't actually do anything but talk a lot of smack)
4. Middle class families in small homes and apartments
5. Houses with upper middle class and upper class families.
* This Does not include Biddeford Pool or the area near the High School. Pike Street was used as an example to make this.

Now I.D.I.O.T.s may tell you that we are all French Canadian drunks but the truth is that we are not. What they won't tell you is that Saco once housed a branch of the K.K.K. who tried to march against the Irish and French factory workers in Biddeford... We held them off... with bricks. Which is probably how I.D.I.O.T.s became such pussies. And that is my definition of Biddeford.

Me: Hey want to head over to Alex Pizza and get something to eat?

I.D.I.O.T.: No way I'd rather die then go into Biddeford that place is full of gangs!

Me: ... Wow guess who just lost out on a great friendship, a fun trip, AND orgasmic pizza...

I.D.I.O.T.: What ever you live in Biddeford they won't kill you

Me: You Trojan loyalists have been pussies ever since the K.K.K. incident. What ever man I hope I never see you again...

Biddeford by Tussey October 22, 2009