bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

bestaggered

suffering from the staggers (a disease of horses and cattle marked by staggering).

The horse is bestaggered and so cannot run the race.

by uttam maharjan May 15, 2011