A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.
"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"
by Turfclubtom April 20, 2008
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a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.
i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.
by dr. dookie September 24, 2007
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Noun
1. Beaver beverage

2. better than never
1:
guy: Dude, this bever tastes rad!
2:
Guy 1: I'm just turning my paper in now.
Guy 2: At least it's bever.
by ZefferTheMooseCow August 28, 2022
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