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Betty Swollocks 

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"
Betty Swollocks by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks 

Polite term for knacker discomfort
"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks
Betty Swollocks by Garthy July 9, 2006

betty swollocks 

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)
Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!
betty swollocks by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

Betty Swollocks 

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.
"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"
Betty Swollocks by Shier September 14, 2005

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

Betty Swallocks 

OOh I'm suffering from Betty Swallocks
Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003
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