Best Western

When you take a girl much larger than yourself out to a steakhouse on a date, and she performs fellatio on you as you drive her home.

Greg took a very a robust woman on a date to steakhouse on a Tuesday, and to thank him she gave him a Best Western.

by Tronrad May 13, 2015

Best Western Class

To have absolutely no class at all; a lack of class; a type of class below every other class; AKA shit. Commonly found in shitholes.

When setting up an eight foot table and finding the welding is broken; "That's Best Western Class, right there"

When your hotel room hasn't been cleaned by Housekeeping; "That's Best Western Class"

When you can't find red cart and the pop machines are all empty; "That's Best Western Class"

by <3Melissa<3*George*<3Melissa<3 October 29, 2008

Best western pillow teeth

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows

AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

by casidymae January 14, 2021

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Best Western

A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.

They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier

Shout out to BW for making write this =)

Me: I wanna go to Best Western!

My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.

Random person: How about BW Premier?

Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks

by SophTheWeeb August 11, 2023