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According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.
Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!
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A country which has a complicated political structure which is based on bilingualism; where the same political ideology can be represented by two different parties according to the language.
There are 2 liberal parties in Belgium: Dutch speaking "Open VLD" and French speaking "Mouvement Reformiste".
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Little country which is often dreadful for france.
Culture followers with a 10 years decay.
a french (in 88'):"woaw,i just discovered new wave is fantastic! yeeeee!"
a Belgian (in 88'):"I used to listen to new wave 10years ago. Now im more into acid and new beat"
A french (98') goin' at i love techno in gent : "yopeeee! techno is soo cooool! one half let's do another half!"
A Belgian (98'): "There's no longer real techno scene anywhere. I mostly do drum & bass parties"

A french (at anytime):"hahahaha! Belgians are soo dumb! hahahaha"
Belgians and the rest of the world (at anytime): "froggies? what kind of music did they invented?"

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home of the french'd fries, also produces some of the best beer and chocolate in the world. Also home to lots of cats in the northern, dutch part, and lots of trees in the southern, french part.
I like belgian chocolate, it's so belgium-ish and chocolaty!
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("Belgie" in Dutch, which is one of their three official languages)
well america only knows belgium because of it's famous waffles. but they have good beer, "French" fries, and chocolate.
The people in the northern part speak a... *special*... dialect called Vlaams (Flemish). But if you go to Belgium or talk with a Belgian, don't call Vlaams/Flemish a language. It's a dialect. And don't call a Belgian a Dutch person. They will not like you.

There's a lot of parties and festivals, and from what I've seen, 99% of the girls are really hot.
the belgians love making fun of dutch people and dutch people love making fun of belgians.
the drinking age is 16 and there's no censorship :D
Ik hou van Belgie (I love Belgium) <3 het is zalig. en godverdomme jij.

Kgoa je slaan. ("I'll hit you" in Flemish)
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A country where 59% speak Dutch, 40% speak French and 1% speak German, which had a problem about having a government during 532 days, whose beers are the best of the world, where sweet historical cities like Ghent and Brugge are located in, also whose royal dynasty is ridiculously German rooted.
Belgium's new king is Philippe I.
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