A weird pronunciation of the word "bagel". Usually refers to the round breakfast food with the hole in the center.
by Michael D October 7, 2006
by shilzy September 28, 2009
by Optimus M February 21, 2020
Similar to the vaginal excercise known as the “kegel”, the begel is an excercise performed by mans specifically for the anus also known as boy pussy.
Oh my daddy mark really wrecked my bussy last night, I’m gonna need to do my begels to get it ready for him again!
by Binktender July 25, 2018
The act of performing a butt kegel.
by TheOnlyBRB January 21, 2015
Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020
Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020