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beetle hood 

the same as vagina. it refers to the shape od the female organ inside cotton panties.
hey dude, check out that beetle hood.
beetle hood by coochie humper October 10, 2009

Beetle Hood 

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
Beetle Hood by B.S.N. March 22, 2010

beetlehood 

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva!
look at the beetlehood on that chick... you could park your bike in it!
beetlehood by Captain Beetle Hood January 6, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026