Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.
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Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.
Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
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One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
by Tony John C September 26, 2007
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Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
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