beef wellington 

a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.

ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick

beef wellington by jakoff April 4, 2009

Beef Wellington 

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

Beef Wellington by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Wellington 

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

Beef Wellington by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef Wellington 

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

Beef Wellington by imnotme January 21, 2010

beef wellington 

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!

During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.

beef wellington by WedJorton June 4, 2010

beef wellington 

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!

Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!

beef wellington by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009

Beef Wellington 

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

Beef Wellington by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009