beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom May 9, 2011

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

by Walenski June 22, 2008

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Beef Queef

A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.

Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Korean Beef Queef

A fabled angelic sound, that causes your heart to instantaneously explode when ejecting your cock from a Korean hooker.

The legendary Australian cricketer knew he fucked up, when he heard the beautiful, but fatal sound, of the Korean Beef Queef.

by Madbasha June 3, 2022