by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.
by Guestly January 01, 2012

by The Midget December 21, 2004

by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011

by Sikey1312 March 07, 2018

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
