Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly
air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven'
t bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with
gross men'
s colone if you haven'
t bought anything on your way out.
normal girl:
hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don'
t have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this
cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn'
t know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M.
whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits
gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm
sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn'
t buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.
person 1: that beautiful
person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn'
t make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!
abercrombie beautiful
people