Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.
by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009
Originally from the X-men Legends video game, this word basically means you're "on fire" or "on a killing spree". Whenever you get multiple amount of kills in any type of game, you should yell out BEASTIAL FEATS!
But this word can be used in anything as well, such as in football.
But this word can be used in anything as well, such as in football.
"HAHAHA, I just got a killing spree in Halo! BEASTIAL FEATS!"
"Bro, i went beastial feats in that last game of Chess, i took out all his pawns without losing mine!"
"YEAH BOI! 3 TOUCHDOWNS IN A ROW, BEASTIAL FEATS!"
"Bro, i went beastial feats in that last game of Chess, i took out all his pawns without losing mine!"
"YEAH BOI! 3 TOUCHDOWNS IN A ROW, BEASTIAL FEATS!"
by Mafian October 1, 2007
John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)
by memetron4000 December 16, 2010
combining the alligator fuckhouse, penguin pussy, and flying camel results in you boning your bitch at the top of the stairs biting her neck, punching her in the back of the head while curling up flapping on her and shrieking.
by ActuallyHot November 25, 2022
When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.
Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."
by Ghetto Grampa June 21, 2015
Sexual encounters with smaller mammals (e.g. Hamsters) brought about as a direct consequence of drinking one too many Big Beastie
by TrippyDrippy January 15, 2009
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