beast from the east 

a big dog from the east coast

my cousin is a beast from the east

beast from the east by tengrand004 July 13, 2006

Beast From The East 

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.

I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!

Beast From The East by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009

Beast from the east 

Beast from the East is used to describe an ugly looking woman, similar to minger, and skank.

Some Beast from the East features may include; obesity, disgusting teeth, bingo wings, acne, milk bottle glasses, shit clothes, scabs, squint eyes, female version of Sloth from The Goonies, etc.

It is thought to originate in med-evil times, when nasty looking females would be banished to far off lands.

Oh man that girl is a Beast from the East, she was damn ugly!

You just kissed a Beast from the East, you must be super drunk!

Beast from the east by papastilto October 27, 2008

The beast from the east 

A English man’s penis that is less than 1 millimetre long

Kieran: “the beast from the east does not need to be increased”
Caitlin: “lol”

The beast from the east by Dywbot June 27, 2023

beast from the middle east 

A large hairy middle eastern man who has a personality to match.

Get out of the way of that beast from the middle east!
Here comes the Middle East Beast.

beast from the middle east by DiggityDigDug November 5, 2013

Beast From the Far East 

One of Slim Chin’s (played by Ken Jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include Mongoose Man, Quicky Von Fastenburg and Lightning Pants.

“I’m Slim Chin Beast From the Far East and this is Dwight Howard Beast from the Regular East.”

Beast From the Far East by adidasBasketball November 25, 2010

The beast from the far east 

Yao Ming

I watched the beast from the far east lock down the Celtics last night.

The beast from the far east by MaaooYing April 21, 2025