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Bean Packer 

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
Bean Packer by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean Packer 

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
Bean Packer by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean Packer 

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
Bean Packer by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean Packer 

A Bean Packer can also be a man at a resturant who packs burritos full of beans.
Fernando; MMMMMM i love this resturant. they have one hell of a bean packer in back
Pedro; Whats his name?

Fernando: Im not sure yet...
Pedro; Hmmm
Fernando;.... here he cums.
Pedro; Hes a bean packer for sure!!!!!
Bean Packer by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

the columbian beanpicker 

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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