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Bay's helicopter 

A metaphor for a dramatic principle concerning over-simplicity and sensationalism. It suggests that if one shows an in-flight helicopter on screen in the first act of a blockbuster motion picture, it should be blown up in a later act for no other purpose other than the visual effect eye-candy thereof; otherwise, the helicopter should not be shown in the first place. While the principle was never explicitly articulated by American cinematographer Michael Bay, it is well documented in various forms in most of his directed full-feature films. Namely, Bay's helicopter is the exact opposite of Chekhov's gun.

It is important to note that, much like the opposite literary device of Chekhov's gun, Bay's helicopter does not limit itself to an actual helicopter. We might find the principle exercised in conspicuously placed sunglasses, 360* action shots, Megan Fox, and large offshore prisons in the San Francisco Bay area.

See also: Weiner's window
Movie Critic 1: "The appearance of numerous rotary flying devices in Bad Boys II serve no dramatic purpose, other than giving me an action hardon."

Movie Critic 2: "Indeed, I can say the exact same thing about the character of Mikaela in Transformers 2."

Movie Critic 1: "It seems to me that we've experienced Bay's helicopter. That is, one must not put a scene in a movie if no one is thinking of blowing shit up in it later."
Bay's helicopter by djwellies November 5, 2012

barry's bay 

A small red neck town. Once you enter you will start talking improperly. Do not stay here for over a week. Strictly a vacation town only.
I went to Barry's Bay and I almost got run over with a truck.
barry's bay by baylifer3 April 27, 2015

Yeee's bay 

A covert way of calling your friend, Jeff, gay. The term originates from a mistaking of the term "Jeff's Gay" for the nonsensical "Yeee's Bay".
"Hey, did you hear that Jeff made out with that crippled girl at that party?"
"Nah dude, Yeee's bay."
Yeee's bay by B.Stanley January 6, 2008

Buzzard's Bay 

A gathering place for homosexual males to engage in hardcore affection and sexually oriented games with one another involving machines, plants, animals, electricity, etc.
"Hey Vinny, let's go to Buzzard's Bay!"
Buzzard's Bay by Steve Ness February 28, 2008

cummer's bay 

1. The pool of cum left by a girl/boy after a good fucking .
Example:
Guy1 "So I heard you got it in with that new hot girl. How was it ?"
Guy2 "Yah. She must've liked it a lot cause she left a cummer's bay."

Warner's Bay Mafia 

The Warner's Bay Mafia was an infamous gang located in Warner's Bay, Australia. Known for their indiscriminate vandalism and graffiti, no one messed with the WBM.
"Hey man, did you see the bin the Warner's Bay Mafia burned?"
"Yeah I did, I'm so frightened of them, they're so cool"