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bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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Bathroom Stalling 

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.
"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."
Word of the Day on July 24, 2015

bathroom stalling 

the act of two best friends giving head to two different guys at the same time in rooms right next to each other resulting in both guys simultaneously moaning out the best friends names.
they were totally bathroom stalling it, you could hear the dudes moaning their names.

[bathroom stalling] 

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

bathroom stalking 

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
bathroom stalking by zachfree August 14, 2011
Word of the Day on August 19, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026