The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.
Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
by Kosta V. June 25, 2018
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Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin November 6, 2017
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Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.
God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic
by Dont even trip my boy! September 19, 2021
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an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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