Bangometric Pressure 

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.

Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.

Bangometric Pressure by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

Biometric Rogering System 

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.

'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'

Biometric Rogering System by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006

biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

biometrics test by General Burnside July 25, 2007

Biometric 

The observation of a biological entity or phenomenon, while accounting for oneself and noting that when anything is observed the outcome may be changed.

River dolphins are a biometric function of a larger body of water.

Biometric by KO6DVA May 23, 2024

Barometise 

The ability to predict the weather - specifically air pressure - due to headaches and/or feelings in the body.

I will just sit in the corner of the room and barometise.

Barometise by Whiskeysmoker June 15, 2025

bariumetric pressure

Da force at which medical marker-fluid is injected up yer you-know-what.

If you can be administered a measure of x-ray-enhancer simply by drinking it instead of having it mechanically pumped in "at da other end", there will be no need to measure da bariumetric pressure of said dose.

bariumetric pressure by QuacksO November 18, 2025