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Bawbaggery 

From the Scottish slang word "bawbag", meaning (literally) scrotum (ball-bag) and (figuratively) idiot.

Bawbaggery is the result of all of life's obstacles, bureaucracy and annoyances.

These are usually the result of (and for the benefit of) officious, awkward bawbags.

Speed cameras, offside decisions and middle-managers are good examples of bawbaggery but the word can be used to define the bigger issues that cause life to be less than it could be.

Working for a living is bawbaggery of the highest order.
Bawbaggery by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

Ballbagged 

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.
Ballbagged by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007
The descriptive given to the dumped partner when a relationship has finished.

Thought to originate from said ex-partner returning to the home and finding his/her belongings gathered up and thrown into a refuse receptacle.
Steve, that's it, you're binbagged! Claim them from the back garden!
binbagged by barn door August 6, 2009

Burbaged 

A synonym for the act of being "punk'd", or imposed upon by a co-worker.
Jonathan and Ed were burbaged into going to lunch.
Burbaged by SugarPopSweetDaddy August 22, 2006

Super Mega Ballbagged 

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.
-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
Super Mega Ballbagged by drapes22 November 27, 2014