barbage

The empties that you throw away on the sly so that your wife/girlfriend doesn't figure out how much of a drunk you really are.

I took out the barbage at 5 AM so the Mrs. didn't figure out how weak minded I got last night.

by mikepbgfl June 06, 2009

Cadmus

Crap.

The car I bought has some serious mechanical issues. It's a real piece of cadmus.

by mikepbgfl June 28, 2009

ubergoob

One who is a goob to a degree unlike that ever seen before.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say. You, my friend, are the ubergoob.

by mikepbgfl June 16, 2009