by makingfunofpeoplelol May 25, 2021
band kids are the epitome of musical nerd-dom. they not only slay dragons in their spare time, but if there was a zombie apocolypse, they would rock shit.
band kid - hey, i like to defeat crime and accomplish other assorted tasks in my spare time!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
by idocoolstufflikekilldragons September 06, 2010
A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023
A reddit kid, some phrases they say “dat boi “smol bean” “oof” “do you watch call me carson?” Their whole personality is revolved around self depricating jokes and doing weird poses
by LeMrSeto April 23, 2020
A "band kid" is a high school kid who's entire life revolves around being in marching band
They're personality is that they are in marching band
They're often total spergs incapable of talking about anything other than band and internet memes
An important note is not all kids in marching band are band kids but because there is enough of them to form an annoying band kid culture at almost every high school in the America it's fair to assume most are
They're personality is that they are in marching band
They're often total spergs incapable of talking about anything other than band and internet memes
An important note is not all kids in marching band are band kids but because there is enough of them to form an annoying band kid culture at almost every high school in the America it's fair to assume most are
Normal member of society: hey band kid
Band kid: Hey I play the (insert random instrument). (Insert latest reddit meme). Did I mention I think that we marching band kids work harder than the football players? Also subscribe to pewdiepie guys lololol we can't let t series win! Oh wow that joke didn't get annoying after 10 minutes. It's so funny! Do you watch pewdiepie?
Band kid: Hey I play the (insert random instrument). (Insert latest reddit meme). Did I mention I think that we marching band kids work harder than the football players? Also subscribe to pewdiepie guys lololol we can't let t series win! Oh wow that joke didn't get annoying after 10 minutes. It's so funny! Do you watch pewdiepie?
by Kemonomimi August 25, 2019
The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.
Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*
Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*
Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!
by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020
The term ‘band kid’ means someone that basically lives and breathes a certain selection of memes. These types of ‘memes’ are usually deep fried, t-pose, bruh, 🅱️, thicc, Soviet Russia, roblox oof sound, 🅱️eter griffin, big chungus, Alexa play despacito, liek if u cride, etc. ‘Band kids’ stereotypically like beating it to Pokimane, watching Call me Carson, playing Minecraft, listening to monstercat, watching Reddit text-to-speech videos, PewDiePie, and a bunch of other weird shit. I hope that explained it.
John: 🅱️ig chungus is hella thicc
Jeffery: This was actually garbage.
Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.
Jeffery: This was actually garbage.
Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.
by Solvo November 03, 2020