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One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.
I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like 'Bana ... keep going. Bananana ... damn.
by Laughing Jesus July 25, 2008
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A fruit commonly used in dick jokes, because it's shaped like a FUCKING DICK
Alice put the banana in her mouth and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.
by UndertaleTrashThatGotMauled December 08, 2016
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A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.
by SassyCuck February 13, 2017
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A fan of the cuck king Youtuber Onision who watches his videos so obsessively that it starts to peel of their skin to the point of cannibalism and their death
Guy one: Who's ONISION?

Guy two: he is the next banana hitler

Guy one: *kills himself*
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Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.
Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me.

I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas

I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas

My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 06, 2013
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