Balnack 

A French Acadian redneck. One who enjoys brapping, hunting, fishing, and mudding. Typically does not speak french, but likes to think they do.

“Cut the exhaust off my pickup, now it’s fucking loud , bub,” said Brad.
Wow Brad is such a balnack.

Balnack by Rottenbroccoli October 19, 2017

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Balack Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

ballacked 

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006

Ballack 

The most spiffy, funny, cute, cool, hilarious, awesome, cool-goal scoring, fun, talented, nice and great soccer playa' eva'! OMG he is the best! He plays on Germany and Chelsea. He used to play on FC Bayern. He is the Best! OMG! Go Germany! Ballack refers to the best-everything guy eva! Go soccer!

I totally, completely love Ballack!

Ballack by KimiBallack November 11, 2006

ballacks

Belfast derivative of bollocks. Mainly said by spides.

I'll Bate yer Ballacks in!

ballacks by Desigol November 19, 2004

Ballack 

A man, typically of middle eastern decent that holds characteristics such as tan skin, yellow teeth, and facial scars. Balacks typically don’t live a traditional life and do whatever they please, whenever. They eat eggs for breakfast frequently along with unusual sides such as tomatoes and mushrooms.

Dude when I slept over at Ahmed’s house I expected some waffles for breakfast, instead he put a mixture of eggs and mushrooms right in front of me along with a piece of pita bread. WHAT A BALLACK!

Ballack by Rojer Mickie April 13, 2020

Banack 

Banack, A universal word used to describe a person place or thing by how cool it is.

"Banack" replaces the words such as cool and awesome Because well, they just don't have enough zen to them.

When Allie Cooper and Alex are together, they have "Banack" moments.

That pie was "Banack"

W O W! The way she did that back flip off the
roof onto the car and into the pool was Banack!..

Banack by alecooplie October 9, 2011