by Magconfan101 June 3, 2015
To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023
What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 21, 2021
When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020
Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
by zachmau5 December 7, 2021
Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
by Nutbutter December 31, 2021